Value Shopper Gifts

Handcuffs: Steal one pair, get the second pair free!

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Jesus saves.

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Sale.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Crisis Buzz.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Self-Checkout.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Beef Stew.