Wise Shopper Gifts

"Hurry - ring it up before your prices go up again!"

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I've got it written down...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Everything for a buck.

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall of ages

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

One Dollar, One Vote

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."