Smart Shopper Gifts

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'I've got it written down...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Complex Carbs

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'