Smart Shopper Prints

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'I've got it written down...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'But what do you sell?'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'