Shopping Savvy Gifts

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."