Customer-savvy Shopper Gifts

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

One Dollar, One Vote

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

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