Shopper Aware Gifts

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

All Natural Nothing

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Everything's gone up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Gullib-Os

CATCHY NAME

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."