Shopper Aware Gifts

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

All Natural Nothing

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Everything's gone up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Gullib-Os

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

CATCHY NAME

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Fashion Mistake.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

One Dollar, One Vote

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'