Discerning Shopper Gifts

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Expensive greeting cards.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

January Sales

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."

$65 for a frozen turkey. . . 9 bucks for a sleigh ride.

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"