Discerning Shopper T-Shirts

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Expensive greeting cards.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

One Dollar, One Vote

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

January Sales

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

$65 for a frozen turkey. . . 9 bucks for a sleigh ride.

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

We just buy one gallon of whole milk - only the very rich can afford to buy 50 gallons of 2%.

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."