Sales Savvy Shoppers Gifts

"The markup isn't great, but think of the sales per square foot of floor space we get with this item!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I've got it written down...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'But what do you sell?'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"I'm off to the sales!"