Sale Shopper Gifts

'It's for my grandson.'

What do you think? It's fifty percent off. I see that. Where's the other half?

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Everything's gone up."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Jumble Sale

Fashion Mistake.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.