Sale Shopper T-Shirts

'It's for my grandson.'

What do you think? It's fifty percent off. I see that. Where's the other half?

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Everything's gone up."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Jumble Sale

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Mom & Pop Grocerette

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Hole Sale

'And don't forget the eggs dear'