Warehouse Shopper T-Shirts

"Costco."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Changing Room Decisions

"Everything's gone up."

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Time Clock

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

'But what do you sell?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.