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The freight elevator for the man who has everything."

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Werehouses.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Art Gallery.

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Free Range Employees.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm after the history section."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

The sunglasses.

"That must be the artist over there."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

You are here.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."