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If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

On the move.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Free Range Employees.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"I miss the old cubicles."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'