Workplace Wanderer T-Shirts

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Free Range Employees.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Job hoppers.

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

You are here.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Vacation Mobile

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Business Vacation.

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"What time is it mentally?"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Sleeping at the computer.

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'