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"Thank heavens! Some work."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

Business Vacation.

Vacation Mobile

Business Vacation.

Burning the midnight oil.

'I'll be under house arrest for a few days, but I'll still be checking my emails.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"It's so great to be totally away from work that I'm going to move this vacation from the liability column over to assets."

"You look at the ocean and see peace and tranquility. . . I see opportunities for offshore drilling!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Computer monitor for a head.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer