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"I like to keep a clean desk...."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

You are here.

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"I miss the old cubicles."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

In/Out.