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"Oh, stop your frettin'"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Why you must go to work

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Diplomacy

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'