Business Wrangler Gifts

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

She - Interpreter - He.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sulk Shows

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Why you must go to work

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

Diplomacy

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'