Routine Wrangler Gifts

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

How Many It Takes

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The Specimen Hunter

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

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