Route Wrangler Gifts

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

Fisherman get a good catch.

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Office Task Map

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'