Root Wrangler Gifts

Super Plant Food.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

Dissectum Paniculata

The First Day Back

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Automation of Security