Nature Wrangler Gifts

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

The Baby Walker

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Where the wild things were."

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

High Riders of the Old West

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The First Day Back

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."