Grass Wrangler Gifts

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

Distance to avoid contagion

A trevor of trainspotters

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"I handle chatty people for him."

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Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Leaf rake - wider than space

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

'Where's the duck?'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Super Plant Food.

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

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