Grass Wrangler T-Shirts

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

Distance to avoid contagion

A trevor of trainspotters

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Tax - Random Audit

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Leaf rake - wider than space

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

'Where's the duck?'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Super Plant Food.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

Internet Sales Tax

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"