Rubbish Wrangler Gifts

In and out dustbins.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

A trevor of trainspotters

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Dissectum Paniculata

Daisy Diaper Service

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Fish don't like worms.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Menace.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.