Rubbish Renegade Gifts

Daisy Diaper Service

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Music Freak.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Problem solving centre.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'So much for energy saving.'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'