Rubbish Renegade Pillows

Daisy Diaper Service

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Problem solving centre.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'So much for energy saving.'

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

Shouting.

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'