Rebellious Renegade Pillows

'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'More hair than brains.'

Daisy Diaper Service

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Music Freak.

Time's running out for Africa

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Grim liberty

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

Shouting.

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

Please allow us to take you through the path of economic recovery.

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."