Youthful Renegade Pillows

'More hair than brains.'

Child driving a toy car

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Music Freak.

Flava Superba

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Philosophers On Strike

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Whatever

TV tie-in book signpost.

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Last day of school.

"Well, I suppose a little experimentation is perfectly normal at your age."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"