Teenage Rebel Pillows

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Hang on a minute...are you over 18?'

'Whenever my parents say something is 'for my own good' I immediately know that I'm not going to like it...'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

The Reapers were concerned about junior's adolescent fascination with flower arranging... among other things

"Listen son, if your parents were worried, I'm afraid they would have contacted us by now!"

"I'm so torn: Young Mistress is sneaking out of her window at night to go and see her boyfriend, but she's throwing treats at me to keep me quiet..."

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

Whatever

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'