Youth Rebel Pillows

"Let's go toilet paper the mayor's house."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Whatever!

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Pubertry

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

ASBOs

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

Boy Clause

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."