Young Rebels Pillows

Pubertry

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

ASBOs

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'