Teenage Rebellion Enthusiasts Pillows

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Intermediate Slouching.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

ASBOs

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Updated Classics.

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"And what if I refuse?"

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

Young Frankenstein

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'