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'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Whatever!

City centre pub.

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Intermediate Slouching.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

ASBOs

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Updated Classics.

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

Whatever

"And what if I refuse?"

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

Young Frankenstein

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'