Teen Rebellion Enthusiast Pillows

'I've got so many people telling me what to do, I might as well be in the army.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Intermediate Slouching.

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

ASBOs

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

Updated Classics.

Whatever

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"And what if I refuse?"

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

'Where's your self-hurt section?'