Teen Rebellion Enthusiast Gifts

'I've got so many people telling me what to do, I might as well be in the army.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Pubertry

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Intermediate Slouching.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

ASBOs

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

Updated Classics.

Whatever

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"And what if I refuse?"

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).