Teenage Rebellion Gifts

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

Whatever!

'Here's another song your parents don't want you trust fund babies to hear! It's called 'Touching the Principal'.'

'More hair than brains.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"It's about time we had a little talk about your attitude, young man!"

I wanna be just like everybody else. . . DIFFERENT!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Pubertry

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

ASBOs

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Whatever