Youthful Rebellion Gifts

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I'm NOT a TEENAGER, I'm a pre-adult!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Whatever!

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Pubertry

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

ASBOs

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Greta Thunberg

Whatever

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."