Young Rebel Gifts

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

"I gotta be me!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

I left my mark on policies and programs.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Whatever

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

'Where's your self-hurt section?'