Teenage Rebels Gifts

City centre pub.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Whatever!

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

Young Frankenstein

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'