Teen Rebel Gifts

"What's this they say, Billy, about a new, more virulent strain of teen-ager?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

Boy using reverse psychology (book) to try and get his navel pierced.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Unintentionally, Christopher created a new trend.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

Whatever!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'