Youthful Rebel Gifts

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Baldo, wash that phony hicky off your neck! Hickies are disgusting and tacky. I don't think any girl with any taste would think otherwise."

'Son, I can open mind only so far before my brain falls out.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Whatever

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

"Don't worry, he's cool."

Whatevs!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."