Future Rebel Gifts

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I gotta be me!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Hipster Police Department

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.