Part-time Rebel Gifts

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The serious corporation

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

I'm on Break.

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Very little fan fair.

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Middle-Aged Punk...

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"