Career Rebel Gifts

'But I don't want to be a computer programmer!'

'Or maybe I'll never grow up to work for Aflac or Looney tunes. Huh, Dad? Have you ever thought of that?'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

A souped up car...

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'