Work-life Rebel Gifts

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Working hours.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

My brilliant career

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Working Late

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

The Buck Never Stops.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Do not think outside the box!

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."