Work-life Rebel Pillows

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Working hours.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Working Late

Laptop Dancing.

My brilliant career

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Do not think outside the box!

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

Email Notifications

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.