Work-life Crusader Gifts

Trough for one

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Working hours.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Working Late

Laptop Dancing.

My brilliant career

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Buck Never Stops.

Caged Businessman

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

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